Ode to Carol
I did spy a beauty named - Carol Peach, 
On holiday in Barbados - on a white sandy beach, 
(yes, Peach really was her surname - she was not to blame,) 
Far away - under a cloudless sky, 
Oh Me! - Oh My! - Says I.
It's four in the afternoon, 
What chat up line - can I employ? 
It came to me very soon, 
A nice cuppa tea - we could enjoy.
 
We spoke of this - that and the others, 
Of friends and family - my son and our daughters, 
I lived in Herts - Carol in Dorset - miles apart, 
But, hey, she had won my heart.
We talked and talked, 
A Dalmatian - I had owned - and walked, 
A lot about dogs - Airedales and Labradoodles, 
Carol about a teenage daughter - and a poodle.
 
At home I had a young kitten, 
Carol, I could see was smitten, 
Time, I think to caboodle, 
And hopefully canoodle.
That was in January at the wind surf bar, 
in October we played host - to our friends - from near and afar, 
We sealed our nuptials - at the altar - with a kiss, 
And have lived our lives - in married bliss.
 
It is now - thirty-four years later - I am eighty - old and grey, 
I look in the mirror - and see - the decay, 
Old man's body - young at heart, 
I hope Carol - can give my metabolism - a jump start.
What awaits us - we do not know, 
We are both determined to - put on a good show, 
Carol is sure I'll go first, 
I am determined to last and last.
 
How she has put up with me - all the years, 
I don't know - others had left - causing me tears, 
Happily married third time round, 
many years left before they put us in the ground.                
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