Now Will You Ask My Hand For You? Poem by Sheeya Hacks

You'll try to scrape me off, but I'll hold on tight
I'll cling to you like a monkey to a tree
you'll ask me to leave, but I'll still take flight
I'll be your companion, just you wait and see
you can try to toss me in the trash
but I'll come back, all gooey and sticky
you may think I'm a pain in the ass
but I'll be your loyal friend, forever and ever hickey
I'll stick through thick and thin
just like that stubborn piece of gum
we'll face any challenge, we'll win
together we'll have so much fun
when you're feeling lonely and blue
just remember I'm always here
I'll be stuck to you like glue
bringing laughter and spreading cheer
so here's to our never-ending bond
one that's stickier than any chewing gum
with me by your side, troubles will abscond
together we'll triumph, we'll overcome

Hey, don't you dare and call me your Wife
I am a chewing gum with leach like character
will make you slog and such all your cream
Now will you ask my hand for you?