No Worries Poem by soren Barrett

If you want a happy life marry an ugly wife
There will be no suspicion over her exhibition
Whatever she wears, will get no lusty stares
So relax smugly, marrying a woman that's ugly

Women your move of stealth is stay away from wealth
Marry a man that's too poor to hire even a two bit whore
Safe is a man that's weak, one that looks like a geek
A husband that you can hold is one that for sex is too old

So don't think that your shit don't stink
That you can hold on to one that will soon be gone
Let's be secure about a relationship that will endure
Despite your friend's taunts pick someone no one wants