No Women Allowed Poem by Randy McClave

Tonight us men are all getting together
We are going to talk about the Bible and whatever.
We don't need any women there to cook for us
And we don't need any women there to make a fuss,
We have important things to discuss.

If we get hungry we can get food to eat
But, first we are going to meet.
This is what was said to Linda, Bambi, Peggy, Kristen and Hope
Without you women, us men can still cope,
So, please don't interlope.

First, we get seated in our favorite chair
And then as always we thank the Lord in a prayer.
We are not talking about clothes or perfume or what is new
And we are not talking about him or her or who knows who,
And we're not asking about who has the flu.

When our meeting is over we are all going straight home
We are not going to get out and roam.
Without a woman we're not going to get in trouble or commit a crime
We also won't starve in the meantime,
It's the men's time.

As you know us men are wanting to start a discussion group
Where we dress as we like and not in matching clothes or in a suit.
And this one fact we men have all vowed
And we will proclaim this softly or even out loud,
"No Women Allowed! "

Randy L. McClave