I wish I was clever at painting my nails
But varnish just laughs in my face
I try to paint flawlessly, but doomed to fail
The lacquer won't stay in its place
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Thank you for cheering me up, thiis make up lark can get complicated at times I do hope you get your nail varnish sorted, a great write 10 for sure.
This is great Stevie, How succesful are you with your toenails? Thank you
You say, one for the girls, but I think it is equally important that us males understand the trials you go through to make yourselves beautiful. So, in a show of solidarity I am going to shave left handed tomorrow, I have informed NHS Direct so that they can ensure that the phones are adequately manned!
Now, you say, one for the girls, but I think it is equally important that us males understand the trials you go through to make yourselves beautiful. To show solidarity I am going to shave left handed tomorrow, I've already informed NHS Direct so that they can make sure that the phone lines are adequately manned!
Brilliant Stevie, know just what you mean. I've given up on nail polish, it and housework just don't mix! !
This expresses how much i love being male...