My Woody For Him Comments

OH MY GOD! ! i am dying over here. this must be your best work yet, PoHo. a Masrterpiece. you've got some great ideas. ever think about starting a cult? Jake

Be careful if they touch it! You might form some splinter religious group. -chuck

I don't know Prof. I read that title and was a little worried about you. A Woody? Well anyway I got to thinking about a couple of more uses for your plank. You could shape it into a paddle and let all the 'spare the rod and spoil the child' zealots use it to beat some kindness into their children. Or. You could make golf tees out of it. You can imagine what an irate golfer could say after he knocked his drive in the water. 'Jesus, did you see that'? I guess in Jesus' present state it would be a rhetorical question. And think what Jesus stakes would do to a vampire. Don't have any more suggestions but I do think you should have a slogan for selling the board. 'Jesus on a board. Believe it or knot'

Prof, Hilarious...and wise. People are hungry for God and have few places to find Him, as He does not reside in most churches.: 0) Ray