What shall I buy for your birthday,
My loving, faithful wife.
Perhaps a beautiful motor car,
Or perhaps a sharpened knife.
What shall I buy you for our anniversary,
My trusted, loyal spouse.
Perhaps a new gold wedding ring,
Or perhaps bars for the outhouse.
What shall I buy you for Christmas,
My devoted, trouble and strife.
Perhaps the body of your lover,
Who tried to end my life.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
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