Murphy's Law Comments

Why fight it right? By the way I used to live near a Micky D's and in the early morning the smell of the Egg McMuffin would linger down the beachfront to my window. Within minutes I would have to crap...on the way out of the house around ten...passing by the place....I would have to turn around and go home and crap again...I know TMI but one day I decided to buy an Egg McMuffin and see if I could reduce the moving effect it had on me as one crap a day is enough. I did and just as you said, I now refer to the Egg McMuffin as a 'Rubber Sandwich'. I can now ride by or smell one and instead of crap....I want to barf.