Mum, There's An Elephant In My Bed... Comments

What ever do they teach you in school? Makes the likes of you such a fool To think that an elephant would Come in from the wood And eat ice cream on a stool. Cause everyone knows When the trumpet blows It will clear out his nose And other critters under the bed (Which is where he's been hid.) No, ice cream is not What this animal's got At the top of his nutritional list. It's small mice and the likes That he's wanting for snacks. Of course a small boy will do After he's had quite a few At the pub down the way Which is to say, He's coming for you. An' Mum and he Will waltz away To the tune that he'll play On the horn at the end of his nose Cause he's a rhinoceros. s