I went to see a Doctor,
He was a clever chap.
He listened, looked, examined,
Pulsated, poked and tapped.
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Clever doctor, he, Who tapped your knee Then sent you off with another pill And, of course, his bill. s
Vapors, that's what its called When describing the mystery of it all. But like all pains that women bear Its no reason for despair For your tele will offer up a potion new That will for a small sum from you Cleanse the system and make you feel That another 'placebo' is better yet, still. s