Mr Duma Will Help You Poem by Raj Dronamraju

Hello I am Mr. Duma, a representative of this nation's central bank
I am writing you on a matter of great importance
There is a dormant account with a sum of 10.5 million USD

I want to use my position to represent you as the legitimate next of kin
In order to retrieve this amount

Somewhere in a small crowded office space
I learned the tango and I sipped orange soda
And had past due recurrences of being part of a group

We shall talk of a sharing percentage
My client has the same sir name as you and has left 8.5 million USD in his bank account
Please email me for details

I don't bear spiteful feelings for a time in shackled office space
I breathe dusty air under mashed potato clouds
I look in storm drains for clues to what happened before