Monkey Chatter Poem by John Fenton Mcleish

All i hear is squabble and babble
When these fools in physics dabble
Shouldn't science be empirical
Not abstract and theoretical
These losers can't win the game
Just love adoration and fame
How will they ever define
With intelligence in steady decline
Yet they seek to unify
All they achieve is to mystify
Academic Nazis who suppress
What doesn't conform to their mess
Who cares if their theories are wrong
All they want is to feel they belong
Over specialised in segregation
The antithesis of unification