Wipe out yoh eye dem, doh mek di foreign settings fool yoh, 
Mi tongue fya red wid di native talk 'til mi teeth dem affi a bawl cool noh, 
A true Jackass, di world noh level, beca yoh cah put dis inna Google Translate, 
But wen mi mouth a fly, people look pon mi like mi a Bogle weh dance great, 
Jah kno, mi heart did drop pon di grung wen a yaadie ask if mi still talk pat wah, 
Mi is not a Chronixx concert, soh mi nah sell out, weh mi a duh dat fah, 
Wait, get a comb, doh get it knot up, mi can speak English like a news ancha, 
If not, people will mek up dem face like Glen Titus, di acta, 
Cuh ya, how mi soh confident, mus be di exposure to di Barlife, 
C-Bar, di High School, noh di place weh sell a lot a liquor at night, 
It convenient eeh, di cuz side a mi, graduate from di school of Claude Mckay, 
Deh man deh was a great Jamaican poet, son, work hard, a dat mi mama say, 
Stick noh bruck inna mi ears, soh mi listen good, cah mi a di eldest child, 
Woiii! Masa God gi mi sum skills, soh to di world mi affi gi di wickedest style.                
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