Matter Of Timing Poem by Ima Ryma

Some religions say time had birth
When God decided God would be,
And then decided to make Earth,
And time went B.C. and A.D.
Some scientists say time began
With Big Bang of the Universe,
And time with space just ever span.
Have faithers make show proofers curse.
Others say time has always been
And always will be evermore.
From my viewpoint, time did begin
When Mom got drunk and Dad did score.

And from my viewpoint, time will end
When six feet under I descend.