I lay ‘pon our lonely bed, only the bed and me,
when s’ddenly I got the ‘rge (I tho’ght) to pee.
So ’p I got and off I went, thro’gh the bathroom door.
I sat down ‘pon the toilet, b’t peed two drops, no more.
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This is too funny! And just what was that you were asking about my Two or Three?
Just like you to take matters into your own hands again! :) :) :)