Mary-Queen Of Scotch! Comments

I think it's a different spelling from here to there. But as per Bells the manufacturer my spelling is correct. Glad you liked the poem though.

Very clever poem. Whiskey Wisky is mispelled, and I am not sure you want the the posssive Mary's. DId you mean Mary stood beside me? Or were you talking about her drink in that section? It is a wonderful poem. I had a good chuckle about your predicament.