Lockdown Breakers List Poem by Shaun Cronick

The following list has been painstakingly complied.
A wretched list of scum and villainy lockdown breakers,
That have ever aired the good light and grace of day...

1. The Loch Ness Monster.

2. UFO's.

3. The un-killable ghost of Jimmy Savile.

4. Ghosts.

5. Evil travelling circus folk.

6. Godzilla.

7. Bigfoot.

8. Mothra.

9. Highly intelligent and educated,
UK Chief Medical Officers,
Who stress Lockdown to the masses,
Then arrogantly and repeatedly proceed,
To break their own rules,
And get caught banged to rights,
By the press and assorted media,
Then they half- heartedly apologise,
And shamelessly resign.

The last one I made up of course.
And of course would never ever happen.
A figment of my imagination
A mere fairy tale...