A fellow was seen using a very old axe. When queried, he said
it was the very axe that George Washington used to cut
down the cherry tree.
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I cannot tell a lie. This is a brilliant Limerick. We old relics didn't start life like that either so I'm happy with the fact that all the parts have been replaced!
Sort of a Theseus' ship parallel. Funny because it is true. : -)
A scholarly remark old chap thank you