The discov'ry of iron's so curious
Through experimentation most furious
They smelt it, they say
Which if mellow's okay ...
But offensive? In that case... injurious.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
They smelt it (groan) Gag me with a spoon... full of ice cream!
I thought gag me with a spoon was appropriate