There's absolutely no truth to the rumor
(it was broadcast over the 'boomer')
That old Santa Claus had
Sold lists of "girls... bad"
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Yeah, Santa Claus making questionable money on-the-side, does not fit with my image of that jolly old saint! Cute limerick, Wes! And thank you for defending the reputation of Saint Nick!
thanks for easing my concern, Wes
you are entirely welcome