I was driving and gave out a screech
A man in a crosswalk jumped out of reach
He is probly from Florida
Or someplace e'en torrida
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you'll have to drive a little faster, Wes. Mind you, his body might have damaged your bonnet! Some people are very inconsiderate about where they land. Very funny Limerick!
my good woman had me take it down (doubtful taste) but I snuck it back on how many boarders do you have now
Had to chuckle at this one. Couldn't help myself. No apology forthcoming.
my mate will be relieved to hear this ta