(limerick) Maiden Aunt's Declaration Poem by WES Vogler

(limerick) Maiden Aunt's Declaration

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I've a cat stays out half of the night
I've a dog whose growls worse than his bite
I've a chimney that smokes
And I hate dirty jokes...
And so who needs a husband, then, right?

(limerick) Maiden Aunt's Declaration
WES Vogler
Tuesday, June 25, 2019
Topic(s) of this poem: fun,people
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Kim Barney 27 June 2019

She's right. She already has everything a husband would provide.

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olwes 27 June 2019

when selecting jokes you have to discard many many many fillers

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Kelly Kurt 25 June 2019

I'm so lucky to be single. : -)

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wes vogler 25 June 2019

None of the three tried to kill you?

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