This is the worst lamb that I've tasted.
Your culinary skills are wasted.
You just cannot deny
That this lamb is too dry!
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Thank you, Dillip Swain, for adding this humble poem to your favorites!
I hope that poem is not for your wife! I used a different pronunciation of lambaste. Dictionary.com says either way is OK. You are getting very good at this (and have a Kelly Kurt ending) !
without me knowing how it tasted, let me say 'the cooker of this lamb's been well-lambasted (berated) . bri ;)