Paddles indeed! I was once crewing a small dinghy for a Lady in the Estuary when we had a dead calm. I politely
asked her for the anchor. She didn't have one! So I suggested (less politely) tying a rope round her neck and slinging her overboard instead! Luckily for her the wind returned before we had drifted very far! One of my favourite Tom Swiftys, Wes
our budgie has crippled his right claw and my wife is very anxious he has to heal himself but is not getting better. Looks like we are going to lose him.
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Paddles indeed! I was once crewing a small dinghy for a Lady in the Estuary when we had a dead calm. I politely asked her for the anchor. She didn't have one! So I suggested (less politely) tying a rope round her neck and slinging her overboard instead! Luckily for her the wind returned before we had drifted very far! One of my favourite Tom Swiftys, Wes
our budgie has crippled his right claw and my wife is very anxious he has to heal himself but is not getting better. Looks like we are going to lose him.