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Jelly Beans are, to me, such a treat
I keep track of the number I eat
Seventy-two at a sitting,
A repeat... I find fitting
Now my wife's thrown me out on the street...

said Tom... GROSS-LY

WES Vogler

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Topic(s) of this poem: fun,people

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Kim Barney 28 July 2018

And you're going to have to let your belt out a notch.

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Kim Barney 31 July 2018

I haven't had jelly beans for years, either. (I only have them for a few minutes, and then they are gone.)

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wes vogler 29 July 2018

strangely enough I have not had jelly beans for years

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Kelly Kurt 28 June 2018

144. That oughtta give your jaw muscles a workout.

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wes vogler 29 June 2018

and an impressive calorie count

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