(limerick) Intro To A Tom Swifty # 33
If my mower's not brought back, and soon
I will do you a mischief, you loon
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Throat cutting = mischief? I'll bring the mower back, And mow your lawn.
Wow! I've never seen you threaten such violence before, Wes! Kelly, get his mower back to him at once!
you think you're kidding.. someone on Allpoetry was quite upset by the vi.olence