There is something I need to confess:
I have learned quite a bit from Old Wes.
So enjoy each next verse,
some are better, some worse,
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I'll have to vote for " The chimney is clogged, " said Tom fluently.
Great collection of Tom Swifties, and also an excellent introductory limerick. Your rhyme on the fifth line is something like Wes would typically do! Most creative Swifty: the one about Greg and Gary.
This is way too cool - I am definitely going to have to check out Wes Vogler. and by the way, I did like your poem
Great Limerick. Half in earnest Illicited the loudest chuckle.