(limerick) How High? Poem by WES Vogler
(limerick) How High?
"Not Forty-two quarts of milk? " (with a grin)
"My doctor's orders... for bathing in."
"Well, I was surprised,
Want it pasteurized? "
"Not really... just up to my chin."
I've got to stop writing these things without Kelly's reaction in mind
Good one. One of my cousins asked if the raw milk I was pouring was pasteurized. I say yes as I poured it past her eyes.
We used to get 'past yer eyes' milk right out of the cow, too! I, too, was raised on raw milk, but wouldn't dare drink it these days!
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8/2/2025 5:52:12 AM # 1.0.0
Now that one had me rocking and spilling my coffee. Your fault, Wes... It reminds me of Cleopatra. I don't think it was past her eyes either!