(limerick)fine News Indeed Poem by WES Vogler
(limerick)fine News Indeed
(limerick)Fine news indeed
Willie is sitting at his desk with his head in
his hands. His boss asks him what's happened.
Willie moans and says: "Oh no ... this
cannot be." and hands him a telegram.
We've quintuplets, dear Willie... all hail
The fertility pills did not fail
You now are a dad
I'm enormously glad
I am closing now... more in the mail.
to clear up any confusion she is in one city and he in another
Ok, so Willie was at work while his mate was at the hospital. She didn't phone, but somehow sent a telegram. Willie had no idea, even after 9 months and springing for fertility pills, that there would be multiple children. Sooo... If I believe that, then of course I will believe that more children will arrive through the postal service. I mean; Funny limerick! ! : -)
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8/2/2025 1:56:37 PM # 1.0.0
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet. Don't hold your breath while waiting. Meanwhile, there's the mailman. What could be in those big packages he's bringing?