He's called 'Holmes' is our pet alligator
A most cunning old participator
The wife's knitted a vest
For the beast (my request)
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If he was also on Instagram, would that make him an Instigator? Haha, Good one, Wes!
Hilarious! You, Sir, are the master of the Pun!
just an oldie but goodie presented in limerick form ta