The owner of a chain of department stores found a manager
had robbed him of several million dollars."Rather than cause
a scandal, we'll forget about it and I'll simply fire you."
"Firing's all very well. Here's the catch.
I live high on my pilfering... natch
But I need nothing more,
A new man at the store
Would be starting all over from scratch."
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
And who said crime doesn't pay?