Lily licked the toilet,
And then she licked the floor.
You can bet I'll never
Kiss Lily anymore!
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this one is always a good pick me upper, cures blues everytime: -)
OK, this is one of the most perfect children's poems I have ever read, just timeless, and already a classic I think!
Hilarious poem, if you stop after the first four lines! Not so disgusting when you read to the end. Love it and have added it to my favorites and given it five stars.