An amusement park
Where thousands gather
A place of fun
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A new ride has opened up at Lagoon, Farmington, Utah. It is named appropriately, Cannibal. I view it with dread, so stay off of it if you value your head.
Plus, someone had a leg severed on one of the rides years ago, and another lost an arm (I think that was on the Wild Mouse) , thus inspiring the joke: How much does it cost to go to Lagoon? answer: An arm and a leg.
Sounds like that place should be shut down!