I went out to my backyard
To have me a smoke
That's when I heard
The Knot Hole as it spoke
I couldn't believe my ears
I couldn't believe my eyes
A talking fence
Now that was quite a surprise
As I puffed on my joint
Staring straight ahead
Listening to every word
That Mr. Knot Hole said
He told me buds are no good
Especially the kind I was smoking
He said, I should find a hobby or two
Instead of sitting around just toking
He said, if you keep doing that
It may become an addiction
So, if you keep on smoking buds
That will be my prediction
You will hit rock bottom
With such a thud
You'll regret the day
You picked up that bud
Your life will unravel
It will spin out of control
Remember you heard it from me
Your friend Mr. Knot-Hole
6-2-19/RjH
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
A talking knot hole, indeed! That must have been some pretty potent weed! : -) (You know I am only kidding. I hope that you weren't really smoking. I'd prefer to think that this is great humor and imagination on your part, producing an amazingly creative poem about a talking knothole!)