You have not lived a life that's full
Till you have snogged the possessor
Of a complete set of dentures.
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This is absolutely hysterical! I'm laughing at loud. I must say though, you did get a yuck from me at the thought of a lover's kiss from the tumbler. The real thing, especially the REAL thing, is so much more desireable, not to mention pleasureable. Thanks so much for the laugh. j.
I laughed till I urinated!