Santa was hunting in Bhatinda recently, when he attempted to cross a fence into a field to retrieve a pigeon he had shot. A farmer came and asked Santa what he was doing on his property.
'Retrieving this pigeon that I just shot', he replied.
'That pigeon is on my side of the fence, so now its mine, ' replied the farmer. Santa asked the farmer if he recognized who he was talking to.
'No', replied the farmer, 'I don`t know, and I don`t care.'
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