Keep Jerking Off Alan West! That Makes More Sense Than Your Fish Protection Story! Poem by Professor Dr. Stanley Collymore

By Stanley Collymore

Great! Another old, white
fart that evidently lives
in the rather spurious
and hubristic past of British
wars gone, by significantly
lying and very insistently
desiriously too, wanting
to pointlessly seriously
endanger this process
pertinent to the lives
quite undeniably of
mainly young men
over, of all things,
fish! Forthrightly
somebody must
forcibly and as
well, urgently
give this sick
delusional old fart
moron a cat scan;
and realistically
discern, if such
mendaciously
categorically
poisonously
vile mum's:
so Oedipus
rex ridden
fulfilment,
is tellingly
naturally
rife with
nautical
insanity.

(C)Stanley V. Collymore
12 December 2020.


Author's Remarks:
Not the only thing that should be in the sea; but frankly in this particular case and, futhermore, very markedly different from the fish that naturally live there, this evilly twisted empire loyalist moron as a genuine, no nonsense warning to his vile, likeminded mindset cretins, should be ruthlessly ensconced in a permanently sealed metal container and, with it heavily weighted, rather delightfully dropped in the deepest, southernmost section of the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of the British Isles!