Keep Eyes At Rest, Mouth Shut And Pants On Comments

I was about to leave new comments, but looked at comments below and discovered that I HAD ALREADY COMMENTED EXTENSIVELY! ! ! LET ME MOVE ON. ;)

This is hilarious. I don't think PH will take it down.

the last 'stanza': PH had better NOT deactivate Jim's VERY INFORMATIVE (and entertaining) POEM! ! ! ! But since I HAVE already read it, I won't get TOO upset if it does.

'Homo sapien males: keep eyes at rest, mouth shut and pants on It's probably for the best' Though a is (I hope) MUCH smaller than a , I've known men, like me, who can perform well with BOTH HEADS, unlike some women. ;)

'A sad combination of lack of brain, but lot's of testosteronal brawn' 'God' should have planned better when She decided how much blood to assign to men, esp. those of us with HUGE BRAINS.

Often the 'lower head' is FOR MORE THAN 'show'. At least that's been my limited experience. Now in my 70s it's mostlly only used for peeing. ;))))

Will I be censored? 'Erectile tissue exists in places such as the corpora cavernosa of the , and in the or in the bulbs of vestibule. [2] During erection, the corpora cavernosa will become engorged with arterial blood, a process called tumescence'

stanza 8: plumb: 'plumb 2 of 4 adverb 1: straight down or up: VERTICALLY' I'm SURE the poet refers to 'UP', the 'erect' position of an VERY aroused . Is 'p e n i s' allowed here? ha ha.

paradigm: (definition 3) 'A set of assumptions, concepts, values, and practices that constitutes a way of viewing reality for the community that shares them, especially in an intellectual discipline' 5 stars

stanza 4: One perk I missed by not being a white collar supervisor. Rats! My favorite line so far: Mr Sapien your wife is here! ' ' : , but add 's' to Mr. Sapien. : )

oops. Try again, Bri. ....Of 'alimony woes', Bri KNOWS. Ha ha. My first wife was foolish enough to marry a 'few' years after our divorce, and my alimony payments thus ceased, as her 3rd marriage did soon enough. : (

Of 'alimony woes', b

Ferment can refer literally to the process of fermentation, in which yeast converts sugar into alcohol, or it can be used figuratively to describe a state of agitation or intense activity. It is often used in relation to social, artistic, and political change. Foment means to 'to incite or rouse.'

Jim, In your 'reply' to Unnikrishnan Sivasankara Menon's comment, DID YOU mean Pubic? ;) bri

I skipped down to your Poet's Notes after I read the first stanza. OK, if you are REALLY TRYING to help (men, women, or both) , I guess I can finish reading, sooner or later. bri : )

OMeffenG!

I'm amused! Thanks for the heads up! !

"We just don't know"… really pertinent advice to homosapien males. On the occasion of Valentine's Day. Loved it.5*