Jesus Takes A Stroll Comments

Celebrity Jesus climbed down from a magnificent Franz Mayer window, and removed his clip-on halo. He washed his face and hands in the elegant alabaster baptistery, and turning his back upon the assembly of stained glass followers and paparazzi; he plodded out past rows of carved Flemish oak pews, and descended the front steps of the brownstone Cathedral of St. John Baptist.

He was reported to have mumbled, (to who knows who) as he rounded the corner of the well kempt grounds; “I know I am to be about my father’s business and all, but I need some space to myself; some small sanctuary of sanity where I can recharge, to reflect, to reconnect.” He nodded in respect to a statue of St. Francis feeding the birds, on his way out past the fountain.
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