It Will Snow Today Poem by Phil Soar

They say it's going to snow today
Ten centimetres on the way
The world is going to stop they say
10 centimetres on the way
A warning from the weatherman
And panic sets in everywhere
It's going to snow today they say
There's something nasty in the air

It's going to cause some chaos then
If we believe the weathermen
Ten centimetres falling down
People rushing all around
Panic on an epic scale
As people cry and some that wail
We English fear the weatherman
They scare us shitless when they can

We're going to get some so today
10 centimetres on the way
So maybe I'll just lie in bed
And warm myself by the wife instead!