Insidious Tik Tok Tentacles Poem by Denis Mair

The platform called Tik Tok is a threat to national security
As we have been told by guardians of our national interest
Tik Tok was invented by a Chinese software developer
Its initial barrage of viral mindworms took us by stealth
Cleverly disguised to look like dance routines and pranks
There is an agenda in the cuteness of untrained dancers
That saps our resolve to reverse the trade imbalance
And there may be encoded messages in jiggling breasts
So watch out for cultural products from China
Don't be tricked by news about the Chinese satellite
Which was launched as an experiment to pick up space junk
Its robotic arm stowed pieces of space junk in a net bag
Hurrah for a human achievement, right? No, it's a threat!
A former NASA official informed our journalists
That picking up space junk is ironclad evidence:
The Chinese are now capable of harming OUR satellites
So be careful about news that appears 'innocent'
And don't forget that Zuckerberg's wife is Chinese
And the virtual metaverse will soften our bones
And 'Zuck' wants to make 'Meta' his trademark
But we need the word 'meta' to describe what happened
When Megan admitted that her courtship with Harry
Was just right for making a docu-drama
For reality TV