His erotic life in tatters,
begging her on wounded knee.
Cruelly she said it matters,
'size is everything to me'.
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You get a 10 just because you mentioned my name in a complimentary manner...and another, if I could, because this is a tremendous statement about the truest matters between a man and a woman. Thank you.
I think it's hilarious, now it needs to be put to music!