First cut is from the top
slice down the sternum
add side excursions
just above the breasts
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Depends on where and how you die, Mary. A certain percentage will be cut. Cremated? My will says cremation only if the one who orders it joins me. It is too hot, too barbaric and 0.2 % of cremated bodies worldwide were alive when the fun started. Besides that, I want to meet my former girlfriends in the afterlife loking prsentable, not all burned and shrivelled. Best H
Oh my.......this is gross! I plan on being cremated so hopefully less people will be poking and prodding my corpse. (Do they normally do this if you're cremated?) Very informative write of course....just gross) :) Sincerely, Mary
Yuk! ! I'm just glad that not everyone is as faint-hearted as I am. G.
THANK YOU FOR THIS INSIGHT INTO HOW A DOCTOR DISSECTS THE HUMAN BEING AFTER DEATH HERBERT, YOU WILL BE GENTLE WITH ME IF I HAPPEN TO WANDER INTO YOUR TERRITORY AFTER OR BEFORE DEATH JUST BETWEEN YOU AND I, I'M PETRIFIED OF BEING NICKED WHEN I'M SHAVING SO MAKE WITH THE LONG STROKES, PLEASE hERBERT SOME ONE GAVE YOU A ONE, I GAVE YOU TEN JUST TO KEEP ON YOUR GOODSIDE WARM REGARDS ALLAN
Particularly enjoyed how the dead would relate to your sense of humour that agreeably would be a necessity. I am visualized by the Mad Science Doctor...laughing with every slice lol. Good poem!