In The Bar And Rest House Poem by Andytics mufc

A gulp 
And another gulp
Gradually senses turning off

One more gulp
And a puff on the cigarette
Prostitutes
Oops!
I mean ladies glowing like diamonds
Turning into  irresistible creatures

Guess
Taking one for the night
Shan't harm

Hours riddled
With moments of a massive blackout follow
My whole system shuts off
All I remember is nothing

Waked by car hoots
Checking the watch
Its 6 am

But wait
What's this place?
Who is this woman snoring next to me?
What have I done?
O no!
Don't tell me I had sex with her
Tell me I used a rubber