Monday, April 4, 2005

In A Bind (An Ode To The Wedgie) Comments

Rating: 4.8

I've got a wedgie
Riding up my crack
I'd pull it out
But first must look back.
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Chuck Audette
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Robert E Hann 08 October 2009

Your mind is a wonder Who knows how it works. It' full of all manner of spazms and quirks. I doubt if there's danger, although any day the men in the white coats may take you away!

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Stephen Stirk 16 March 2009

I'm wiggling and walking I'm so full of wind Come out brown for talking My undies get binned

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Barry Van Allen 21 April 2007

Chuck, I was going to make a comment here, but, I don't feel remiss, I paid attention to my senses, No, I'm not touching this! B.V.A.

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Painfully funny. Better off going commando. Oh, hang on, you might lose your trousers! Ez

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Dee Daffodil 03 May 2006

LOL...loved this one Chuck...maybe this should have been for your first reading...LOL.. Hugs, Dee

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R H 23 April 2006

My sides are now hurting from laughing so much.....absolutely brilliant! still grinning, Justine.

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Danny Reynolds 12 April 2006

Absolute cl(ass) Chuck. As we say over here, you crease me up, but not literally! Rabbii Burns gives an excellent 10.

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Barbara Attaway 29 March 2006

Hi Chuck. It's Barbara* here. Just another follower from P.com. This is perhaps the funniest 'poem' I have ever read! I laughed until I cried. Where do you find all this material? I hope this one truly is not from a real life experience-but it did CRACK me up! I have always enjoyed your submissions on P.com and will continue to do so here. Regards, Barbara Attaway...I'm posted here too, now.

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Esther Leclerc 07 March 2006

HAW HAW HAWWWWWWWWWWW! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! How have I missed this one in all my visits? ! ? I'm dying here and I haven't even had breakfast, Chuck - may I have a last meal first, please? ? ? ! I sure hope that everything came out all right in the end............................................! HEE-larious and I'm going to memorize this one, just because. Thank you for great big grins! Esther : ]

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