If You... Poem by Rusty Ed Gibson

If you were any more pretty
the earth couldnt spin
Time would stop
and wait for you to walk in

Stars would be jealous
the Sun would Dim
I would gravitate to you
The universe would quit

If you were any more pretty
there would be no moon
It would pack up
and try to move

If you were any more gorgeous
the oceans would swell
Polar caps would melt
and we would all go to hell

If you were any more pretty
I wouldn't be able to tell
There is nothing more beautiful
than you are now!