If I were young today:
I'd live rent free and sponge off my parents until I'm safely into middle age.
I'd be an Arts student and major in something important like Post Traumatic Stress resulting from troll abuse.
I'd adhere to one of the trendier forms of vegetarianism surviving on a steady diet of nutritional shakes, dexamphetamine or crystal meth.
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Ha ha this is brilliant, if I was young again I think I would be the same.