If I Were In Charge Of The World Poem by Sydne Morris

If I Were In Charge of the World

If I were in charge of the world I’d cancel
Rap, R&B, and hip hop music,
Scandalous magazines,
Adult movies,
Spinach and chicken casserole

If I were in charge of the world There’d be
Smarter teachers,
Better schools,
And ferrets would be the countries #1pet

If I were in charge of the world, you wouldn’t have
Evil relatives that give you sucky presents on Christmas Day,
One rainy day to mess up your beautiful hair
To put up with too much homework
Or “Don’t dye your Father’s hair'
You wouldn’t even have mean dads

If I were in charge of the world
People who didn’t flush public toilets
Would be publicly executed,
Mac and cheese would always be dinner
And a person who sometimes forgot to think before she talks
And sometimes forgot to not punch the school walls in anger
Would still be allowed to be in charge of the world


Dedicated to all Bosses of the World