If I Were God Comments

Belt Sander? Geesh, that would make me a believer. I'm still waiting for the religeon thing to get worked out. Ain't no two of them alike and most want to put the others in the Belt Sander place. I think I'll start my own. Rusty's Religeon. All you have to do is be nice to each other or you can just GET THE HELL OUT.

I brace myself when I see one of your Jesus poems, PH, for I never know what you're going to say. Guess He got 'miracled out' while He was here on earth. I was amused at how you would behave if you were Jesus. Be careful, though, because you nevere know when you might need a miracle. I found the last line a great, hilarous surprise. You do these poems very well...hope eternity works out well for you, my friend. :) Raynette