If I Were God Poem by SRIRANJI ARATISANKAR

If I were God I would solve all social,
religious, political problems in a second.

God indwelling.
Pleasantly proposed me to be God
and accepted platitude.

Then and there I called my parliamentarians
directed to remove inconsistency, incongruity
impropriety, discrepancy and make the sun-shine
shower of ambrosia so that world known
as abode of immortal.

Chitra Gupta, the parliamentary Secretary
Bending down said, " Sir, some problems are natural.
Nature is also a problem. Some solutions are problems.
Some problems are solutions. ‘'

Hummm... all right, no problem. Let us have drink nectar
and sleep. I would get up in the morning of a new ‘Kalpa'.

I dreamt God saying, "If I were God I would solve all social,
religious, political problems in a second.''